especially not a genius

twenty-five. archivist. geek.

April 24, 2014 8:07 pm 7:32 pm

"hiring entry level positions"



requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

(via whatshername89)

12:50 pm


I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

(Source: hi, via aconstipatedmeerkat)

April 22, 2014 9:10 pm 9:08 pm April 21, 2014 10:40 pm

PSA: Under The Skin

Do not see this movie if you are emotionally/mentally fragile, susceptible to nightmares, or sensitive to human suffering and disturbing content. Also do not watch if you have difficulty viewing scenes involving sexual violence, child neglect, or the mistreatment of the physically disabled. I wish I was kidding, but please know that I’m not.

M went to art school and he liked it. Enough said.

April 20, 2014 1:45 pm



Talk shit get hit.

I want a Joe. Also I will never apologize for loving this movie (and owning it on DVD).

(Source: lejazzhot, via sherlawk-stahp-it)

1:44 pm April 19, 2014 7:02 pm 9:33 am